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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore

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The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore

FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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    I saw this coming a while ago and started getting myself used to jerking it to stories of Trump embarrassing himself.

    My junk’s been raw as hell this past week.

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      • PlantPowerPhysicist@discuss.tchncs.de
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        legend

    • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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      Your dick’s gonna tariff you keep tuggin it

    • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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      jokes on you, thinking trump is capable of feeling embarrassment for his actions.

      • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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        Don’t ruin this for me. It’s all I have left!

      • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
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        Just because he doesn’t realize it doesn’t mean he isn’t doing it.

  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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    I think the worst part so far is the instant irreversible plainclothes death camp disappearances with no legal process but sure go off I guess

    • Brutticus@lemm.ee
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      Horny people have rights… for now

      • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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        Just you wait until my rise to ultimate power is complete /s

  • deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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    8 months ago

    lemmynsfw.com

    • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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      i got the ick from that site a year or two ago and stopped going when the admins of the site fought WAY to hard against criticisms about allowing AI generated child porn and very energetically defending keeping it on their site.

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        What the absolute fuck. That’s insane if true.

        With the nature of federation that then must cause issues for admin of other instances who end up federating that content.

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          Spoiler: It probably isn’t

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            I suspected that to be the case but left it somewhat open for the user to provide a source

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              Believe it or not, I don’t care.

              I dont know how or why you expect me to return to a site, that I said I stopped going to for years, explicitly because of its admins (and quite a few users) very hearty defense of AI child porn, to try and search through 2 years of god only knows what horrors and potentially jailable offenses, just to find the thread to give to you.

              edit Just to be clear since tonality is absent in text. I say this neutrally, not with any shade thrown at you or anything.

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    deleted by creator

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.worldOP
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      There’s hungry Only Fans girls out there who need our help. It’s your duty as a humanitarian to help them. 😁

      • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works
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        They hungry, we thirsty. It’s a match made in the Bacchanalia

    • stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      i think mine is enabled but I’ve blocked all the 🌽 instances

      • SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        this is not Instagram

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          Which is why it’s possible to block all 🌽 instances.

        • stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          and?

          • SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            you can write “porn”

            • stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              what if I don’t want to

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                13 floggings

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      I like the danger. Wait for no one to be looking over my shoulder then eye-fuck the shit out of a post while maintaining a convincing poker face.

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        ayyy lmao

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      I just blocked lemmynsfw instance and my feed is clean

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    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of gooners suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly flaccid.

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    I see lots of furries and anime chicks still

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      Hello 🐺

  • randomuser38529@lemmy.world
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    pr0n? on lemmy? that’s disgusting. where?

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      It’s in…the computer…

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    Local is my SFW lemmy. All is where the gifs swim in the porn sea.

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    A lot of the porn subs on Lemmy are less trafficked. If you are belong to any of them, try sorting by “subscribed” and “hot” or “new.” Also subscribe to more of them.

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    Get nicher fetishes

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      Then you just end up with communities without new content, because nobody posts, because no interaction happens, because nobody posts…

      Why are you looking at me like that?

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        We’re decentralizing human sexuality

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    Here ya go: https://fedia.io/m/fuckcars@lemmy.world/t/2058213/Fuck-cars

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    You lot scare me, judging by these replies.

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    Did .world ban NSFW or something?

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      Lemmynsfw.com got put in my blocked instances list. I thought that I must have pocket blocked it, but this thread makes me wonder…

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        I blocked it because I browse all and every day dozens of communities were being created. And I don’t need porn communities here really. I just didn’t want to miss out on the non-porn NSFW content, comics like Oglaf.

        Edit: Shit I just remembered it was actually because assholes kept posting SFW pics of celebs causing their NSFW communities to show up.

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    Scrolling this thread in office has been quite nerve-wracking

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    You need a vpn, my friend

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