It’s like a hi-tech animatronic from a Spirit Halloween store.

They are talking about 50 orders, so yeah, that’s probably a record for a mom and pop shop…

bear attacks cause sales of animatronic scarecrow

not exactly a robot, more like a pipe with fur on with speaker attachment

So a bull market for bears and a bear market for wolves, then.

Jeepers, I’d run from that thing.