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minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoprobably want his launch codes.
minus-squareTommi Nieminen@europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoIt’s tRump. He probably has the codes written in a post-it note that’s attached to his bedroom TV frame.
minus-squarehume_lemmy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoWe can at least hope that somebody, even in this administration, knew better than to give him the real codes. “Yes sir, here’s the nuclear codes: FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8.”
minus-squareCrackhappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoMan, I don’t need to know your Windows 7 product key again my dude.
minus-squareMycatiskai@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoWe all know the nuclear codes, he says them on TV all the time. Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV, Squirrel The dementia test is also the only code he can still remember. If they ever change the test he’ll fail.
minus-squareRubanski@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoBeginning with FCKGW like fuck G.W. (George W. Bush)
probably want his launch codes.
It’s tRump. He probably has the codes written in a post-it note that’s attached to his bedroom TV frame.
We can at least hope that somebody, even in this administration, knew better than to give him the real codes.
“Yes sir, here’s the nuclear codes: FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8.”
Man, I don’t need to know your Windows 7 product key again my dude.
We all know the nuclear codes, he says them on TV all the time. Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV, Squirrel
The dementia test is also the only code he can still remember. If they ever change the test he’ll fail.
Beginning with FCKGW like fuck G.W. (George W. Bush)