burn your clothes too…and don’t forget to cleanse your intestines…you never know :D oh oh and screening for the sexually transmitted spyware.
Shit like this used to happen informally, and quietly. Now it’s splashed all over the internet, only because someone wanted it to be.
But otherwise it was a great trip!
For trump China does not need any secret spying devices. They know his motivation. They just need to flash their bankroll.
What about the exclusive one off Trump phone? Does Trump have to throw that away too?
Trump probably thinks he’s above the rules, so of course he’d want to keep the solid gold microphone Xi gave him with the plaque that says “The Greatest Speeches Ever.”
He probably thinks it would look great on his desk.
I have $20 that says Drumpf keeps some tacky piece of shit with a bug in it
I know people are reacting like its expected anyway because of the amount of espionage that goes on, but this is honestly more of a cold war era tactic.
Why would China risk souring relations right after a major diplomatic trip with some throw away gadgets that any competent military security would find immediately and proceed to document it?
China can just get that high level information via a million other ways including Trump himself. They probably have a truthsocial scrapper that automatically tells them exactly what Trump is gonna do next by deciphering his insane posts lol.
Seems a bit extreme. Its not like they were vising israel
Guess what I would do if I was a (foreign) guest of importance to any US president?
And if I was visiting Trump, I would desinfect ASAP, too.
The Chinese probably gave them normal gifts, pins, and phones because why waste money on tech when top secret files are stored in the bathroom and POTUS tweets sensitive information?
Yeah right. The CCP is probably the most decitful government in the world. As bad as the US government is (and it is) the CCP follows through with nothing. I thought it was pretty funny that they had American flags all over, it’s illegal every other day if the year.
You’re losing and you know it

Classic .ml
probably want his launch codes.
It’s tRump. He probably has the codes written in a post-it note that’s attached to his bedroom TV frame.
We can at least hope that somebody, even in this administration, knew better than to give him the real codes.
“Yes sir, here’s the nuclear codes: FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8.”
Man, I don’t need to know your Windows 7 product key again my dude.
We all know the nuclear codes, he says them on TV all the time. Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV, Squirrel
The dementia test is also the only code he can still remember. If they ever change the test he’ll fail.
Beginning with FCKGW like fuck G.W. (George W. Bush)
Throw away air force one and the president while you are at it.
Trump is as leaky as a sieve actually telling him anything would constitute a national security violation so he probably doesn’t know anything.
Why throw them away?
Good counterintelligence would be to get as many as possible and reverse engineer them.
I wouldn’t be surprised if we fired everybody who could do that.
Yeah that’s pretty much admitting that you are too dumb to handle them
Ironic . . as I use a burner phone when traveling to the USA.
Flying back on a government plane? Lame.











