canihasaccount@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month agoBrushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.message-squaremessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1105arrow-down18
arrow-up197arrow-down1message-squareBrushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.canihasaccount@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squareTheReanuKeeves@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoI think a closer analogy would be more like “I don’t shower before I ask a hooker to tongue blast my fudge machine”
I think a closer analogy would be more like “I don’t shower before I ask a hooker to tongue blast my fudge machine”