Are we sure? Has anyone actually checked to make sure he isn’t a lizardman from inside the hollow Earth, all dressed up in a rubber human suit? I mean, sure, he isn’t an LLM, but there are so many other possibilities!
Dont worry, he came back the day after his sloth and cowardess became an international news story and handed out bottled water from a pickup truck, instead of coordinating with the state/fed/volunteer orgs to actually help people.
Those dozens of bottle of water surely fixed everything.
Remember when he read Green Eggs And Ham on the Senate Floor, and failed to understand that the point of the book was he LIKED the green eggs at the end?
The other guy is unfortunately ted cruz
Ah, but at least he’s really human!
Are we sure? Has anyone actually checked to make sure he isn’t a lizardman from inside the hollow Earth, all dressed up in a rubber human suit? I mean, sure, he isn’t an LLM, but there are so many other possibilities!
No, because he’s the Zodiac Killer.
I’m not familiar. Is he the guy who fucked off to Cancun while Texas went without power during a huge winter storm?
Dont worry, he came back the day after his sloth and cowardess became an international news story and handed out bottled water from a pickup truck, instead of coordinating with the state/fed/volunteer orgs to actually help people.
Those dozens of bottle of water surely fixed everything.
Remember when he read Green Eggs And Ham on the Senate Floor, and failed to understand that the point of the book was he LIKED the green eggs at the end?
Ted “when things go bad in my state I go on a” Cruz
Nah he’s the senator who could be murdered at work and the senate wouldn’t convict the killer