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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Trump says he should receive a separate Nobel Peace Prize for the ‘eight and a quarter’ wars he claims to have solved

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Trump says he should receive a separate Nobel Peace Prize for the ‘eight and a quarter’ wars he claims to have solved

www.independent.co.uk

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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Trump wants a Nobel Prize for all ‘eight and a quarter’ wars he claims to have solved
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Trump revealed plans to meet with Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado next week

cross-posted from: https://lemmings.world/post/39534232

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  • Jhex@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    DEI Nobel prize

  • CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca
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    But “Biden or Kamala would be the same…” blah blah blah…

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    Did he mean to say “start” and it came out as solved?

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    a quarter war stopped, lol

    • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Really it’s 65 eighth wars stopped, but they rounded up to the nearest quarter

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        You know what, may as well round up for ease of calculation and say he stopped 100 wars.

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    “Trump says—“ So I wonder if that upcoming Dragon Quest VII Reimagined is going to be good. Sure hope so.

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    None. He has solved none. Temporary ceasefires are not an end to it.

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    Mass murders, mass kidnappings, domestic and foreign terrorism, invasions, and threatened invasions are so brave and peaceful.

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    The Nobel Committee:

    • Hupf@feddit.org
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      How much more does he have to wait then?

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    The guy who just committed an act of war against a foreign government, is threatening to violently seize land from another one, and put armed thugs in the streets of his own country who murdered a woman in cold blood a mere two days ago wants a Nobel Peace Prize.

    That’s the joke.

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    What about the ones that you’re starting?

  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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    Just give it to him. They’re pointless

  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    And him saying that screams “beta bitch”.

    • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldOP
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      Putin’s bottom bitch.

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    He meant the quarter pounder he finished

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    I am so tired of this timeline, evrything is just so stupid and shitty

    • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldOP
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OAAfSn43xY

      • aturtlesdream@lemmy.world
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        Um I have no idea what I just watched but thanks!

        • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldOP
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          Turtle Dreams.

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      I came here to post almost word for word this exact sentiment I wasn’t prepared with Idiocracy crossed with the the 4th Reich. I mean all the roadmap led us here but God it’s so much stupider than I imagined it would be.

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    Fucking asshole, Hitler more likely to receive noble peace prizes than this piece of shit

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      Well to be fair, Hitler was worse but the fact that we keep comparing him to Hitler is pretty messed up…

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        Hitler was worse so far. I do believe the only thing that might prevent Trump from becoming as bad on a numbers basis is his deteriorating health. I’m not entirely confident that someone won’t be able to pick up wherever he leaves off, though.

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          hitlers health was also deteriorating too, but he was hopped up on so much meth, it made it seem like he was active and healthy.

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            And Trump’s adderall addiction is…
            Different?

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          The one thing is that none of the rest of his administration generates the kind of support he does. Remember, Trump’s numbers went down when he put JD Vance on the ticket.

          I think now Republicans in congress wouldn’t have an issue with fighting Vance.

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            Which is why MAGA will die with Trump. It’s a Cult of Personality. Nobody really believe in the philosophical tenets of MAGA, because they are entirely Trump’s whim.

            Once he assumes room temperature, the knives will come out, and the backstabbing will begin, and since these psychos are so narcissistic that they will never surrender to each other, and they will keep backstabbing until they’re they’ve ended themselves.

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