President Donald Trump declared Sunday night that he was the new “acting president of Venezuela” by sharing a doctored image of his online biography bearing the new title — a declaration that produced shockwaves for onlookers.“He’s spiraling into a singularity of narcissistic terror over [Jeffrey] E...
Hey, we don’t know he wasn’t born there for sure, right? I want to see his long-firm girth certificate!
He wants to be president of Venezuela? Sure! Let’s deport him there 👍
I think deporting trump counts as illegal dumping of toxic waste.
Palpatine: I will make it legal
I do not want to see his girth certificate.
Inferring from hi hands, there’s not a lot to see anyways.
No need to infer. Stormy Daniels slept with him and wrote about it:
“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool … I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart … It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
It’s a very small document