I didn’t pirate that movie, I was training my AI. I didn’t hack that company, I was demonstrating value to my shareholders. I didn’t run that red light, the self-driving AI I vibe-coded hallucinated that the light was green, only happens 20% of the time. I did my homework, but the AI broke the guardrails and deleted it. I didn’t fart, those are just the fumes from the data center that my city council were bribed to force through even though 99% of their constituents showed up to voice their objection against it.