schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoEaster Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoeswww.nytimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1147arrow-down133file-text
arrow-up1114arrow-down1external-linkEaster Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoeswww.nytimes.comschizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square13fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAJ1@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65·9 months agoThere’s not a single mention of Americans “dyeing potatoes” in this entire article, except for the title and an allusion to a youtube video explaining how to dye potatoes. That’s it. Who comes up with these ridiculous titles? Oh right, robots.
minus-squareit_depends_man@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·9 months agoAmericans are dyeing ONIONS confirmed.
minus-squareALQ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·9 months agoCutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.
minus-squareMichaelHawkinSnider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·9 months agoI can give a more creditable source. My co-worker dyed her hair this week; I can confirm Americans are now dying their hair for Easter.
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·9 months agoYou heard it here first! Their coworker is a potato!
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 months agoChrist. Has this ever happened before?!?!
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months agoI recently heard America has the Guinness World Record for most dyed onions in roundabouts.
There’s not a single mention of Americans “dyeing potatoes” in this entire article, except for the title and an allusion to a youtube video explaining how to dye potatoes. That’s it. Who comes up with these ridiculous titles? Oh right, robots.
Americans are dyeing ONIONS confirmed.
Cutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.
I can give a more creditable source.
My co-worker dyed her hair this week; I can confirm Americans are now dying their hair for Easter.
You heard it here first! Their coworker is a potato!
Christ. Has this ever happened before?!?!
I recently heard America has the Guinness World Record for most dyed onions in roundabouts.