A high profile hacking group claims it has breached multiple FBI-related services and stolen data “on all FBI employees and applicants.” A representative of the group, called ShinyHunters, told 404 Media the data includes FBI agents’ names, home addresses, phone number, and information on their spouse.
The data breach could be massively significant and may have all sorts of national security and counterintelligence implications. Criminals from the same ecosystem as ShinyHunters have previously used hacked data like phone records to track, intimidate, and harass the FBI agents investigating them. The highly sensitive data could also be a boon to foreign intelligence agencies who want to better understand how one of the most important law enforcement and intelligence agencies in the U.S. operates. And if the data fell into the hands of more criminals, FBI agents and their spouses could face serious threats to their safety.
“We hacked the FBI. We hold data on all FBI employees and applicants,” the representative of the group told 404 Media.
The representative provided 404 Media with a sample appearing to contain the personal data of 5,000 FBI employees. That data included an alleged address, phone number, date of birth, and in some cases details on their spouse.
Turns out firing all the experts and replacing them with incompetent sycophants has consequences
this post made my day !
It’s a real shame the feds don’t hire the nerds who might’ve prevented this. The tl;dr is hiring freezes, reinstated fitness tests, and drug usage disqualifications put cops behind computers, not IT. Who saw that coming.
Smoking the Devil’s lettuce? GTFO. Into fucking dogs? You’re hired!
Right? They’re gonna relax the standards for dog fuckers but not for weed?
Weed intoxicates the brain . That’s bad.

Plus DOGE got rid of basically all the competent cybersecurity professionals.
Instead, they hire the people who do it.
In wandering around the entrance to the rabbit hole, I came across the Wikipedia article about The Com, which is a lose umbrella organization that includes many hacker communities, including the one accused of hacking the FBI.
There’s this:
The Com is connected to a group of skinheads active in Russia and Ukraine responsible for random attacks on people and acts of murder.[14] Edward Coristine, a high-ranking employee of the DOGE, US government organization, was a former member of The Com.[15]
Names/addresses/ages/phone numbers/applications, shit they could have just found the login for one of the hiring groups indeed profiles, lol.
But they do allow bestiality now.

How is this the one photo where he doesn’t look like he’s holding in a massive shit?
Dogs really are the best.
To me he always looks like he got caught masturbating to horse porn by his parents. I’m amazed he managed to take a decent photo as well.
That’s his afterglow face.
ruh oh…

Is that Sparky Patel? Poor doggo.
Who are the dog fuckers and who stole from their employers or hired prostitutes?
Prove it. List which ones are into beastiality. I want see just how big Kash Patel’s eyes can pop when he has to explain it.

Weirdly, this is the most normal he’s ever really looked, even with the external eyeballs. Never realized just how big of an impact those bugeyes have.
his coke eyes are designed to see DOGS of all breeds from anywhere on the world.
why is this giving

Love that show.
What slow?
The Amazing Digital Circus. It’s a great animated show, well worth a watch if your brain got a sprinkle of brain rot, but it still deals with some good subject matters.
Judging by their past work, this group is probably bluffing in an attempt to extort easy marks.
Good for them.
Truly a service to humanity, if they assure the information is “used for good”, whatever the hell that means.
I’m just glad everyones having fun.
This kinda sounds like the last GRDS hack maybe? Would need some proof to even say if this is new.
Hacking is pejorative insult! Their dialup modem escaped containment after watching that hack the planet with the nice boobied goth/punk girl movie.
Are the hackers PETA?
It would make sense if the dog fuckers and dog killers were at odds with each other.
So… How many of them had engaged in beastiality prior to being hired? 🤔
Apparently I’m OOTL on some weird Kash Patel shit?
He really loves animals.
we had couch fucker, and now we have bear fucker.
get these two a room with a nice couch and rug and they’ll have a blast.
Or dress up Patel as a racoon and send RFK in.
OrAnd dress up Patel as a racoon and send RFK in.
dogs, cats, horses, sheep, goats, and cows. and the occasional domesticated ASS.
We already knew that.
Is this related to the hack? (Is it the spouse part?)
He wants to be Mr Hands.
Since Musk and his retarded entourage stole US government data at the begining of Trump second term, who doesn’t have FBI data!
So, “Hacked” in this case means asked Grok where they could buy a “Female Body Inspector” tshirt and Grok coughed up the personal details of everything FBI?
Mods abusing rule 3.
Edit - pointing out that concern over data security is a moot point after a gaggle of non-security cleared Musk datascrapers at the start of Trump’s term already stole untold data, and have no protocol to secure it like the government does is factual and poignant. “Be excellent to each other” is a flagrant abuse of censorship.
in fairness, you called someone “retarded”. some people on here get triggered around the word “retarded”, even if they were not the target of the word, they somehow felt you meant they were “retarded”.
remember. don’t use “retarded” use “mentally deficient”.
just want to make sure everyone is aware here. even if you were talking about flame “retardant” material, it’s still not acceptable. the new term is “flammably deficient”.
Technically the word ‘idiot’ was utilised for the highest grade of mental deficiency. Do you feel that word should be banned too?
Not trolling, I’m genuinely curious.
any retard with half a brain can see that an idiot is far less deficient than a retard.
flammably speaking.
My favorite part is that the exploit was an Oracle issue. The Ellison family sucks.
Didn’t oracle just pay out a settlement for a data breach?
selling of parts paramount to the saudis, they overextended thier purchases.
Before they leak it, they should coerce the FBI to leak the Epstein Files and then leak the FBI stuff anyway. Would be hilarious. We be top tier.
That won’t work though because the federal government doesn’t negotiate with terrorists*.
Instead, they do their negotiating with rich pedophiles.
You appear to have two paragraphs that are accurate… Without a footnote. What was the * for?
:p
Instead, they do their own terrorism. FTFY
















