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minus-squareGoldmage263@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoWhy do you think he wears pants instead of a loincloth?
minus-squareTrackenDaKracken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoFiona being cursed to turn into an ogre at night was a blessing in disguise.
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoI want a big fat fucking ogre gunt pussy in my face right now, I want to munch on that shit like I’m doing the upholstery on the piece until straight-ass suffocated dead, blue in the face. That would make my life, I think.
So uhh… Is it ya know… Big?
Why do you think he wears pants instead of a loincloth?
Fiona being cursed to turn into an ogre at night was a blessing in disguise.
I want a big fat fucking ogre gunt pussy in my face right now, I want to munch on that shit like I’m doing the upholstery on the piece until straight-ass suffocated dead, blue in the face. That would make my life, I think.