The RAND Corporation wrote a whitepaper that basically translates to “How to destroy Russia and take all their shit.”
Russia is more democratic than America, despite their defensive authoritarian tactics to stave off our own aggression.
Nuh-uh, this is what a real democracy looks like :
Nuh-uh, this is what a real democracy looks like :

This reads like satire.
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
Edit: This is satire. Thanks for the laugh, comrade.