White House says order will ‘make America’s showers great again’ and ‘end the Obama-Biden war on water pressure’

  • The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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    2 months ago

    it is. he’s just full of shit. no one is flushing more than once unless there’s something wrong with their own plumbing. this is a non issue he’s made up

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      2 months ago

      Morbidly obese people have giant greasy shits and evi friendly toilets are designed for normal sized shits that contain some amount of fiber. If you weigh 300 lbs and only eat cheesburgers (like a certain president) it’s possible that you need multiple flushes per shit.

      • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        He poops in his pants anyway so why does he care? It’s his shower that probably needs a garbage disposal

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      2 months ago

      He’s living in the 90’s. This was a big deal to people mid 90’s there is even a Seinfeld episode about illegal high flow shower heads as a b story for Kramer.

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      2 months ago

      Although you’re right, he is definitely full of shit, I think there are more people flushing multiple times than you think. It’s not because of water pressure or plumbing, it’s their diet.

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      2 months ago

      Your toilets would suck at flushing too if you attempted to flush a fuck ton of classified documents down them!

    • CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de
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      2 months ago

      People with bad diets make poop that doesn’t flush easily as healthy poop that’s got fiber in it.

      Also, Americans always need to invent their own way to do things (cheaper), instead of using the existing European and Japanese toilets. The early ones wouldn’t flush a tissue.

    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      He’s wrong about pressure being inv9lved, but low-flow toilets suck and frequently require multiple flushes.