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I mean that’s cool and all, but not as avant garde as it could be. Why not also release a fleshlight modeled on Lily Allen’s very own clampy mud bucket? Hell, I’d buy that. Y’know, the old turd purse. -You can have that one, btw, on the house- Now that’s courage.
They could sell them individually but everyone knows you have to buy them both to complete the set. Should come with lube that smells like Christmas cookies with just a hint of really boozy vomit.
For travel convenience you can just stuff one into the other and toss the whole kit and kaboodle in the glove box or fanny pack.
You could give one half to your special sweetheart and keep the other. Like heart bracelets.
I mean that’s cool and all, but not as avant garde as it could be. Why not also release a fleshlight modeled on Lily Allen’s very own clampy mud bucket? Hell, I’d buy that. Y’know, the old turd purse. -You can have that one, btw, on the house- Now that’s courage.
They could sell them individually but everyone knows you have to buy them both to complete the set. Should come with lube that smells like Christmas cookies with just a hint of really boozy vomit.
For travel convenience you can just stuff one into the other and toss the whole kit and kaboodle in the glove box or fanny pack.
You could give one half to your special sweetheart and keep the other. Like heart bracelets.