Am I doing it right?
That seems more like a pre-shower thought.
Remember your towel protocol:
If you actually clean yourself in the shower this is unnecessary.
If it brings people comfort to not use the same towel, it’s probably not worth trying to push them away from that habit. It’s one thing to know it intellectually, and another to feel off-put by the idea.
It is however very important to push people into cleaning themselves properly. The amout of dirty asses around us at all times is staggering and terrifying.
Are you being paid by e.coli?
They’re in a pocket if Big Soap, coercing god fearing christians into cleaning their asses thus making them gay
White for hands, brown for feet, green for torso, thighs and seat. And in the cupboard beneath the stair…
…you’ll find the red for pubic hair.
Indeed, it is always wise to be a hoopy frood.
Sir. You appear to be lost. This is a Wendy’s.
“ok, do the hair first, now the pits, now the arms, now the torso, now the crotch, now the legs, now the feet-carefull dumbass you dont wanna slip again!”
Legs and feet are good with the run off.
Ew! That’s nasty! What if some girl meets you at a coffee shop, and wants to suck your toes??? You just gonna have nasty toes that “dirty shower water has run over them, so it’s fine”??? She’ll never want to deep throat your foot with that attitude!!!
Leave it to Matpat to take an issue that nobody knew was an issue, and then overanalize EVERYTHING!!!
That would bath time. I don’t want some girl sucking my coffee shop toes regardless of shower water or not.
Can you get mine while you are at it?
Take a piss for me while you’re up?
Did I wash my hair? That’s when I know I’ll need extra coffee that day.
Put a few strands between your fingers and pull. If it squeaks, it’s been washed.
yeah I don’t get it. i have amazing thoughts all the time but rarely in the shower
