because eating men’s meat is gay, and so on
That’s… Certainly a strange and oddly specific thought…
Well, someone was hungry in the shower!
Not exactly cannibalism but mummia (powdered mummies) was popular in Europe from the 12th to 19th century.
Meet the meat?
An obscenely crude platformer came out a couple years ago called Hell Pie, where you play as a demon chained to a cherub and you go to different “worlds” to get her ingredients to make a pie for Satan’s birthday.
One of the levels takes place in and around a giant restaurant that serves all the people of the world (meaning all the NPCs and other characters you’ve seen throughout the game) and they have a “mystery meat” that’s so delicious people can’t get enough. One of the side areas in the exterior of the building, is a small caged-in area on a flat metal surface, with tents and fire barrels and a bunch of naked humans who look like they’ve been in captivity for their entire lives. Like skin-and-bone, bug-eyes, all huddled together and acting like scared animals.
It was one of the few areas in the game that actually kinda fucked me up.
I prefer my humans grass fed and finished.
I would happily eat any of y’alls flesh for sustenance. I mean that. ❤️
Gee, thanks.
[Checks door locks again, just to be sure]
White meat and dark meat are already a thing.
Long pig
And white and yellow chicken
Green too.
ORANGE CHICKEN
And of course also the gourmet butchers that offer only the finest diversified fed meats!!
I already find it kind of weird when people talk about eating meat, especially ‘breasts’, but no one else seems to so maybe I’m weird.
Not “no one;” it is pretty bizarre to think about. It’s just that we’re omnivores so we eat things that either used to have eyeballs or that scream when they’re torn from the ground. Like plants react if you even have an intention of harming them, so it’s just sucky to be an omnivore with empathy in general
Saying plants scream is an absurd use of the word.
Good thing I’m an absurd person
Hello there, human meat butcher, fetch me a flank of a former league of legends player that died after a diet of nothing but energy drinks and chicken tendies. Nono, this one isn’t pale enough. I want only your finest. Bring me muscles that have never been used.
Butcher: “Excellent choice! Now, in case this is your first time using salted meat, I should stress that it must be desalted by leaving it in some water for a few hours, changing the water frequently. After that, it is perfect for roasting!”
Will Mountain Dew DOTA2 veal be ok?
Veal is redundant. DOTA 2 means they haven’t seen the sun.
can confirm, i have no idea what outside looks like.
Enh, it’s like Skyrim, the graphics are pretty good but the gameplay is meh
I said League, and it has to be one that unlocked all the skins.
“one cock sausage coming right up”
“Meat with a first and last name tastes best!” - from Tender is the Flesh by Agustina Bazterrica
Not a book for most people, hell sometimes I wish I hadn’t read it. But if you want to get into a fiction book on the subject this one is pretty fucked up. It’ll probably live rent free in my head for the rest of my life…
A few other quotes that have stuck with me:
After all, since the world began, we’ve been eating each other. If not symbolically, then we’ve been literally gorging on each other. The Transition has enabled us to be less hypocritical.
I know that when I die somebody’s going to sell my flesh on the black market, one of my awful distant relatives. That’s why I smoke and drink, so I taste bitter and no one gets any pleasure out of my death.
No one can call them humans because that would mean giving them an identity. They call them product, or meat, or food.
They gave human meat the name “special meat.” Instead of just “meat,” now there’s “special tenderloin,” “special cutlets,” “special kidneys."
This is the only book that’s ever given me a nightmare. And you should 100% read it.
Right! 🤣👍
That book was a great read. I really enjoyed it, the themes of capitalist consumerism and greed were neatly wrapped up in the madness of cannibalism.
The ending where >!the guy ends up killing the woman that became too human in his eyes!< was a great twist. Would definitely recommend that book to anyone who enjoys reading.
Not sure if it’s just me but the part tagged as spoiler isn’t hidden for me…?
Hmm it’s hidden for me, could be the app you’re using or maybe the app I’m using idk… I’m using the app called Sync.
Don’t think I can do anything to fix it 🤷🏻♂️
I use boost. Not sure me telling you that is helpful.
Interstellar combines “!the” into a community and doesn’t show a spoiler.
I mean women’s meat would probably just be better. There’s a reason we don’t eat bulls or roosters generally. But yeah there’s probably a lot of people who would prefer it for stupid reasons.
There’d also be people who refuse to eat human meat and everyone else would make fun of them.
I would only eat humans that had a net worth of 100 million and up.
