Jo Miran@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 months agoIsraeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for ‘gender reveal’ partywww.aljazeera.comexternal-linkmessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1619arrow-down134file-text
arrow-up1585arrow-down1external-linkIsraeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for ‘gender reveal’ partywww.aljazeera.comJo Miran@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square50fedilinkfile-text
I genuinely thought this was hyperbolic satire. EDIT: Outlet has edited headline since time of posting.
minus-squareHellfire103@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up137arrow-down4·2 months agoThe world isn’t real. This is simply too ridiculous to have happened. I have been in a coma for the last six years and this is all just a weird fantasy playing out in my mind.
minus-squarexor@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43arrow-down1·2 months agowait, but does that mean i’m in a coma, or im a figment of your imagination and im in your coma? but i agree, it’s too absurdly horrible to be plausible
minus-squareHellfire103@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 months agoI think, therefore I am. You think, therefore you are.
minus-squarexor@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agowell how do i know you think?
minus-squareHellfire103@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoYou don’t, and neither do I.
minus-squareforrgott@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoI think I think, therefore I think I am.
minus-squarephilthi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoYou’re either in your coma or their coma, but either way, you’re in a coma!
minus-squarexor@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoit’s the only plausible explanation
minus-squarekooks_only@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 months agoI had a concussion in 2008 and I’m wondering if I didn’t wake up from it and any day now I’ll wake up in spring 2008.
minus-squareGerblat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-22 months agoshakes you vigorously “Wake the fuck up and take us with you!”
minus-squareBlumpkinhead@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months ago“I’m tired of being a figment of this dickhead’s imagination!”
The world isn’t real. This is simply too ridiculous to have happened. I have been in a coma for the last six years and this is all just a weird fantasy playing out in my mind.
wait, but does that mean i’m in a coma, or im a figment of your imagination and im in your coma?
but i agree, it’s too absurdly horrible to be plausible
I think, therefore I am. You think, therefore you are.
well how do i know you think?
You don’t, and neither do I.
fuck
I think I think, therefore I think I am.
You’re either in your coma or their coma, but either way, you’re in a coma!
it’s the only plausible explanation
I had a concussion in 2008 and I’m wondering if I didn’t wake up from it and any day now I’ll wake up in spring 2008.
shakes you vigorously
“Wake the fuck up and take us with you!”
“I’m tired of being a figment of this dickhead’s imagination!”