A hospital in Toulouse, southwest France, confirmed Sunday they had treated a man who was admitted with a shell lodged in his rectum – after calling a bomb disposal team.
Ohhh, THAT type of shell.
I respect the man for not lying about it, at least.
I think that if you show up at the hospital with a shell vanished up your rear, probably one way or another they’re gonna figure out that there’s a shell up there.
But what if you use the cli?
I’ll be here all week
This is not how anyone ever wants to show up on the news, let alone internationally
Is that how the three seashells work?😐
I think he tried too hard…
Why would they use a shell in his rectum instead of a colonoscope?
This isn’t even the first time someone went to the hospital with an explosive round stuck in their asshole.
Damn you were fast, I was about to post about this!
He probably thought he had nothing Toulouse trying that
And wanted to do something Nice to himself.
Rectum, hell it killed 'em!
Everyone that said they “dropped a bomb in the toilet” is just a poser. This guy is the real deal.
Don’t nobody go in there for 704 million to 1.4 billion years.
Situation was a bit HEATed, I would venture…
A similar story from 2021: https://www.businessinsider.com/uk-man-wwii-shell-lodged-in-rectum-bomb-squad-called-2021-12
I’m disapointed they didn’t mention the calibre. Was it a 50BMG cartridge? A 12.7mm machine gun shell or a 155mm artillery shell?
The team in the operating room found themselves having to extract a “collectible shell nearly 20 centimetres long” (nearly eight inches).
“Everything’s a dildo if you’re horny/brave enough.” - man.
That Mario Lemieux sure had a way with words.
Oh it’s not part of the Iron Harvest, this guy was using a dud on himself, meh.
Everyone knows it’s a myth that length is important. Women of discerning taste and frenchmen of questionable apetites need girth! ;)
What’s the diameter?
Here I was ready with a 1000 mollusk jokes, but I’ll clam up as it’s not that type of shell.
His gas has to be deadly, did he bomb the toilet before going to the hospital? At least he’s OK and the doctors now have Somme more war stories to tell about this guy.
“I slipped in the shower and fell on it.”
Why do I know this?
