Jets could continue to fly following an atomic blast under special insurance policies being drawn up to address the possibility of conflicts escalating in Ukraine and Kashmir.

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    7 months ago

    Jets could continue to fly following an atomic blast under special insurance policies being drawn up to address the possibility of conflicts escalating in Ukraine and Kashmir.

    This is the most latestagecapitalism/aboringdystopia text I have-ever-read
    …yet

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        7 months ago

        Soon “Our health supplements are the only ones that have been clinically proven to reduce the reported symptoms of radiation sickness, made from only the finest saw dust and snake oil etc.”

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      7 months ago

      Yeah wow great.

      What a goddamn headline.

      Oh no its fine you see, flying through an actively radioactive cloud/plume is uh… uh, maybe, technically allowable, therefore perfectly safe =D

      Holy dear lord this species is actively Great Filtering itself in realtime, what an era to be alive in.