dantheclamman@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuelwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square72linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-link‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuelwww.theguardian.comdantheclamman@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square72linkfedilink
minus-squareLedgeDrop@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoI can see it now, Coalie enters the scene: “Howdy-coughcoughcough - oh! My back, Kyle”
minus-squareSteamymoomilk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoThey need to make coaly voiced by a person who has smoked thousands of cigarettes. “Yeah coals real safe and healty for us all cough cough cough cough”
minus-squaremika_mika@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoThousands of cigarettes doesn’t seem that many. I’ve been a smoker for 10 years and I easily smoked thousands. They need a pack a day smoker for like 25 years plus.
I can see it now, Coalie enters the scene:
“Howdy-coughcoughcough - oh! My back, Kyle”
They need to make coaly voiced by a person who has smoked thousands of cigarettes.
“Yeah coals real safe and healty for us all cough cough cough cough”
Thousands of cigarettes doesn’t seem that many. I’ve been a smoker for 10 years and I easily smoked thousands. They need a pack a day smoker for like 25 years plus.