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Roses are red
He wants us to respect him
But:
*Butt:
He keeps shoving steaks in his rectum.
Yougurt lubed steak!
Y’know. Imagining the texture of yogurt covering the texture of steak anywhere near that area of my body is horrifying. Thanks, I hate it xD
Hey at least it’s not pedonazi shit we hear from these guys…just this once.
I could see RFK doing this
Nothing about pineapples?
Fun fact, the act of putting ginger up someone’s bum was historically used as in torture, however it is now a part of BDSM communities.
It’s called Figging.I’ve never really had the opportunity to mention this random bit of knowledge before, as believe it or not the subject has never come up before. Thanks, RFK. Jr. Sort of.
I know one I wish I didn’t, about why you can find cannisters of nitric oxide at porn stores. (You get crackers and baloons and you inhale the nitric oxide, laughing gas, we used to do it when tripping and smoking green bud, it would seemingly last a few minutes in those situations and not just 1 minute like the whippets which are an expensive way to do it.
Poppers is what they call those little black bottles with the caps, which folks in the gay community sniff. Relaxes the bum hole.
I’ve not ever tried them myself, since I’m a top anyway, however it’s popularly known around gay pubs and the like.Nitric oxide and nitrous oxide are two different things
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You need to peel the ginger first!
You can just use your teeth for that, it provides antioxidants or something. Starts to taste a bit funny after subsequent peelings, though.
Starts to taste a bit funny after subsequent peelings
Because of the bowel interaction?
A woefully underserved porn category
see also: the pear of anguish
Cool as a cucumber, as the saying goes. Boner points for the B Vitamins!
Does anyone have an unpaywalled version or the text?
I have zero information about what’s going on.
Also maybe there’s someone else who covered it?
None of the usual paywall removers seem to work on it.
It’s just ChatGPT isn’t it Or grok maybe
It would be grok for sure.
It’s just Eric Cartman pretending to be AI.
Ass burgers?
Having stuck many things up my ass, I’m simply not comfortable taking advice from this guy
Being somewhat sane I’m simply not comfortable taking advice from this guy.
@grok, is stuffing a sealed jar of food up my ass just as good as stuffing raw produce up my ass?
Man vs jar
404 Media’s Sam Cole wanted to make sure that I noted that an image of a banana shown in the cut “is way too ripe for this, never gonna work,” and “sorry just to be clear exactly none of these are good for putting in your ass. Like please say that. This is not only funny it’s straight up bad advice. You’re going to lose a cuke in your ass if you do what this thing says.”
Apparently apples are not suggested, they could lead to brain worms
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