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Who still thinks living in the fucking desert is a great idea!

The Toddler Terrorizer 1000 sold out, eh?

Hahahahaha suck it Faux.

like is

FTFY

That video has a distinctive lack of people pointing and laughing and I am so disappointed.

Average tips for baristas are higher only if they’re female and have breasts bigger than a c-cup. So maybe they just need to follow through by giving the AI bigger tits.

There’s he is!

Cry harder Miami Pork Pies. There’s lots of sand down there so go outside and beat it up.

Only if we can strap him to the heat sinks. 🍽️

JFC I always forget how much she looks like parchment that’s been crumpled and smoothed out repeatedly.

I like it, it adds insult without sacrificing meaning.

That’s the most hilariously damning number of recalled anything I’ve ever seen in my life.

Having seen a herd of these alive and up close once, I would like to encourage our courageous and mighty president to do it himself in person. Alone. Well maybe with some live video feeds so we can all watch his Herculean efforts. While eating popcorn.

They’ll mail you one. Can’t use the Internet without a physical interface. Don’t worry though, you won’t need a CD ROM for this one.

Hey don’t make fun of Krash’s weird googly eyes. It’s not his fault that he’s an off-brand Muppet and they had to paint them that way any more than it’s his fault that he’s short and weird. That’s just Muppets.

Hol up. Rewind. It’s “stopped school shootings” and you are “using it everywhere.”

Kash, exactly now many times have you needed to restrain yourself from shooting up a school?

Expert advice? From Reddit? I’m not sure if I should laugh or scream my way into a padded cell.

Hey she said the quiet part out loud.

🍽️ motherfucker.