I don’t want Big Tech having access to my sacred turd data
Can’t believe they’re making the smart pipe a reality https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
It’s distressing just how freaking similar the sales pitch is too.
What I’m loathed to even call the “real product”: It’s time to stop flushing away valuable data.
The fake one: If I had information that could save your life or the life of your family members, would you flush that?
Just… wow
Okay, the toilet told me now I have a problem, but yet I still don’t have health care that I can afford. This short game fuckboy shit is just getting on my nerves. This is the dumbest country in the world, I swear to God.
The billions spent chasing these unicorns could be so much better used to lift communities out of poverty and give clean water and housing to thousands. Our priorities are fucked.
Will the toilet refuse to flush without a subscription?
It’s out of magenta.
Weird. I see lots of red
Isn’t that Smart Pipe?
I’m honestly surprised they use Bluetooth for profiles. I figured it would scan your asshole and use that as a biometric like your retina.
Just gonna check ya asshole
What if multiple people use the toilet? Does this device have some sort of poop-id?
Where all AIs belong.
Now these are the AI headlines I dreamed of so many years ago
Using logarithms rather than algorithms.
Oh no. I’m not having an AI camera send someone pictures of my poop.
I already get in enough trouble doing this with my own camera.
Drink more water and eat more fiber. That’s it.
Wait, are you the AI?
Yeah. Don’t even need a real algorithm to make me. I’ll just repeat the same thing
