schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoNew Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AIfuturism.comexternal-linkmessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1278arrow-down17
arrow-up1271arrow-down1external-linkNew Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AIfuturism.comschizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-square_core@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 months agoI’m honestly surprised they use Bluetooth for profiles. I figured it would scan your asshole and use that as a biometric like your retina.
I’m honestly surprised they use Bluetooth for profiles. I figured it would scan your asshole and use that as a biometric like your retina.