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SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

RFK Jr. and Kid Rock Bizarrely Strip Off to Push MAHA Agenda

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RFK Jr. and Kid Rock Bizarrely Strip Off to Push MAHA Agenda

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SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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The health secretary tapped another celebrity to become the unlikely face of his MAHA campaign.

Imagine Lemon Party but boring. archive link

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    Who works out in jeans? honestly, wtf?

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      Spandex is woke.

    • SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Bear culture

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        I’m afraid to ask what the implications for Kid Rock are…

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          He’s a bottom.

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    I hate to say it, but this is Gay.

    • OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml
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      It’s not gay unless the brain worms touch.

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    🤢🤮

  • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world
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    What the hell did I just watch? Are my tax dollars going to this? JFC.

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    This on the MR report right now…

    RFK jr, shirtless, wearing jeans and riding an elliptical the in the sauna while a twinky kid rock struggles to do one pushup…

    I’ve seen several porns with more believable plots.

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    They’re just so fucking weird

    • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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      RFK’s new Dicks Out in the YMCA will provide all the measles screening you need, don’t make it weird.

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        When you get your measles vaccines, the nurse says you’ll “feel a little prick”.

        THAT’S NOT WHAT SHE MEANT!!!

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    What is it about weirdo conservatives that makes them so red? I distinctly remember Alex Jones doing a bit with his shirt off, and that motherfucker was also beet red.

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      It’s evolution. 20 years ago conservatives were mostly old white guys with pink skin. In another 20 years, they should be a rich, deep crimson.

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      High dose TRT and melanotan probably.

      • can@sh.itjust.works
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        Really, that just makes me sleepy.

    • SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Hypertension, perhaps

      • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today
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        Lots and lots of TRT. It increases red blood cell production and can cause flushing especially if you’re already predisposed to something like hypertension.

        Basically, if you see a dude past 45 put on more muscle than they had before they had in their 30s they are getting a lot of trt.

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      The red hat dye is running. It’s what happens when you buy the merchandise from wish.

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      Hypertension, alcoholism, tanning booths, hypertension and alcoholism. Hard drugs maybe.

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        Not to take away from your point, but I think you forgot to include alcoholism and hypertension

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          Shit.

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            All good, I got you fam.

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      I thought certain types of steroids make you red like this along with giving you a swollen belly which goes along with all the anger and irrational behavior exhibited by these fools.

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      Alcoholism?

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        He doesn’t drink alcohol.

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          How do we know? It’s not like these guys are known for never being hypocrits.

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            His brother died from a drug overdose so I’m inclined to believe it, and I’ve never seen anyone contradict it.

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              I mean, good for him if that’s the case, maybe it’s some sort of testosterone or some other hormone therapy that leads to it as others have suggested (a la Rogan, I don’t know his relationship with alcohol either, aside from seeing a bit of “Sober October” in what feels like a decade ago)

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      The word is “gammon” :)

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gammon_(insult)

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        Phenomenal, thank God for the British.

      • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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        Ah, the Great Wall of Gammon. Possibly the worst thing BBC Question Time has produced.

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    Jesus H. Christ, hot damn.

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    How much of which drugs were they on when they did this?

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    I mean, RFK is doing pretty good for a dude in his 70s.

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      From the neck down.

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      He is weirdly jacked. As a man who’s been inside a locker room, some guys just are. Most look more like a wet rat, like Mr. Rock there.

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      ozzy did lots of drugs and look how long he went. drugs are good for you.

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        Same with John Cooper Clarke and Iggy Pop

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          Rod Stewart, Keith Richards, Elton John tho he seems pretty out of it.

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      Physical fitness and physical activity correlate very well with health and with positive outcomes if you do get sick, or contract something preventable like a parasitic infection… but it doesn’t guarantee it.

      I like Dan John’s take on fitness and health. Fitness is one’s ability to do a task. Health is the optimal interplay of organs and the absence of disease.

      The man could be riddled with undiagnosed cancer, more parasites, and infections from his dipshit lifestyle and blatant disregard for both food safety and disease prevention. He’s got access to medical care most of us don’t and could be on god knows what substances now to enable him to run around shirtless like a dipshit teenager.

      Doesn’t matter how many pullups the old saddlebag can do. He’s not someone we should emulate or should be lecturing us on health.

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    Brokeback MAGA! So creepy.

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    Douchebags gonna douche

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    “My name is *COUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH* *cough* *cough*”

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    Ew

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    Ew, but maybe it’ll inspire by showing what to avoid?

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