Mike D@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoI've never been in a situation where me having a gun would have made things bettter.message-squaremessage-square271fedilinkarrow-up1299arrow-down137
arrow-up1262arrow-down1message-squareI've never been in a situation where me having a gun would have made things bettter.Mike D@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square271fedilink
minus-squareBootLoop@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down10·4 months agoLet me try to convince this rabid raccoon into killing itself by talking to it.
minus-square87Six@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·4 months agoPepper spray exists… Or you know a billion other methods of fending off a racoon Can’t tell if this is satire tbh
minus-squareabsentbird@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·4 months agoA lot of the other hypotheticals make more sense to me than this one. The raccoon is dying already, you just need to avoid it. A gun isn’t even the most effective tool for this problem, it’s a small moving target. Trap it.
minus-squareAkasazh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·4 months agoHow often do you come across rabid raccoons?
Let me try to convince this rabid raccoon into killing itself by talking to it.
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Pepper spray exists…
Or you know a billion other methods of fending off a racoon
Can’t tell if this is satire tbh
A lot of the other hypotheticals make more sense to me than this one. The raccoon is dying already, you just need to avoid it. A gun isn’t even the most effective tool for this problem, it’s a small moving target. Trap it.
How often do you come across rabid raccoons?