RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoTrump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Preventionwww.thedailybeast.comexternal-linkmessage-square104fedilinkarrow-up1557arrow-down115cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up1542arrow-down1external-linkTrump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Preventionwww.thedailybeast.comRandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square104fedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squareknightmare1147@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 hours agoQualification includes that one time he asked a shoplifter to not shoplift and they left anyway.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 hour agoMakes “badass” comments and does karate moves every time a vaguely brown person leaves the store. “Bro, I was waiting for him to pull out a bomb and I woulda been all like HWAH!!!”
Qualification includes that one time he asked a shoplifter to not shoplift and they left anyway.
Makes “badass” comments and does karate moves every time a vaguely brown person leaves the store. “Bro, I was waiting for him to pull out a bomb and I woulda been all like HWAH!!!”