I’ve seen a lot of shower thoughts, but this thought is the showerest
What about “welp, time to poop”?
Oh no.
I was thinking the same thing, but with the word *showeriest
This, right here, is the highest quality “Shower Thought” I’ve ever encountered. You win!
What do they win? Hopefully shampoo
Conditioner!
Took me about 5 seconds to get this.
So…not a LONG time, but I’m still ashamed it wasn’t instant.
Then you put the extra bottle you bought away, and realize you really should have checked the cabinet, and now you have 3.
Thank you for making laugh in the middle of my life loathing rant 😂
Laugh at what?
It’s a shower thought
Right but it isn’t funny.
Comedy is subjective
This isn’t comedy.
What is comedy?
This is why I subscribe
“These shower floor tiles seem slippery”
Shower thoughts in the shower? Hmm…
This, but every evening a week straight until the bottle is actually empty and then I walk around with greasy hair until I get weird looks from people at the mall, at which point I remember to buy it.
And how many bottles are still in your closet? Because that’s always the first thing you should check after thinking that particular thought.
I have three bottles, still sitting neatly in their half of the 2 pack packaging. It hurts.
In two years, only these two guys thought of buying more shampoo.
Back before covid, like June of 2019, I bought a whole bunch of soap, shampoo etc. figuring that stuff has a very long shelf life. I’m actually still working through the stocks I bought, I’ve probably got enough bath soap to last into the 2030s.
I decided not to buy a bulk lot of toilet paper, not knowing I live in the dumbest timeline.
shower turns on
Why do naked people periodically stand in my space and start the moisture
I gag
oh right
good thing humans do this I mean…
shower noises
There’s a reason trash like this was banned from the reddit one.
thanks, you reminded me to buy anal douche.
