- Presses reply
- Types an insightful comment
- Looks at it. There’s something wrong with it. He just doesn’t know what.
- Erases it. Starts over.
- *Still doesn’t feel right *
- Hits cancel, discards the comment, and goes back to doom scrolling.
How often did you contemplate posting this comment?
A couple times haha
I can tell with the editing lol
But I like being a lurker 😟
Too late, lurkers don’t comment!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You can’t tell me what to do!
I’m descriptive, not prescriptive!
I still remember this epic comment from @cm0002@lemmy.world. It’s funny because cm0002 is like one of the most active posters I see around.
They really upped their game!
I don’t think making feud posts is contributing.
HELLO NOT LURKING WE JUST HAVE NOTHING USEFUL TO CONTRIBUTE THANKS
I DON’T LIKE POSTING MUCH BECAUSE I AM TRASH
You both should come join us in shitposting. One of us!
HI INFORMATIVE AND INSIGHTFUL RESPONSE
It’s ok to be a lurker. Lurkers, I’m happy you’re here with us.
And we’re here for you.
Hey this user isn’t a lurker!! They’re a big fat phony!!!
Rebel rebel rebel!
Yea that’s definitely me
How do people think of stuff to post?
Diagnosis: cat
Confidence: 80%
This post might get ratio’d
I used to contribute, but I’ve mostly stopped even visiting Lemmy because of all the propaganda from places like Lemmy.ml. Totally killed my excitement for it.
Propaganda?
I’ve not seen anything like that since I’ve been here. What do they push?
Guess I’ll come out of the shadows on this one
it was like a watershed moment when i realized opossums are just dumb and adorable and not scary at all but i never met an evil one
It’s always the ones you least expect
Frequent lurker here, I just have such a hard time getting my thoughts out into words that’s relevant to a conversation. Add in an irrational amount of aversion to negative feedback (real or perceived) and it just feels better to just keep scrolling.
One day I’ll get better at this, it’s not easy when my socializing experience has been dominated with negativity both online and offline.
Fuck off, cunt-ass engagement farmer.