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Samskara@sh.itjust.works to Fediverse memes@feddit.ukEnglish · 5 months ago

Day in the Life of a True Fediverse User

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Day in the Life of a True Fediverse User

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Samskara@sh.itjust.works to Fediverse memes@feddit.ukEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    5 months ago

    Hey OP, you can just @ me next time

  • PugJesus@piefed.social
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    5 months ago

    what’s sleep

  • flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc)@feddit.ukM
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    4½ hours? Whoa look at sleeping beauty over here bragging about how much sleep they get.

  • алсааас [she/her]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Fake and gay

    detected

    Linux

    instead of

    GNU/Linux

    • tauonite@lemmy.world
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      Obviously they’re installing Alpine Linux, not some bloated Ubuntu crap. Actually, since Ubuntu has switched to uutils, is it uutils/Linux now?

      • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Gnubuntu vs Uubuntu

    • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk
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      Look Richard, if you put as much effort into finishing Hurd as you do trying to convince everyone to put GNU at the start of everything Hurd would get a release.

    • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’d like to interject for a moment…

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    :3

  • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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    It’s missing “debate who the true bringers of liberation will be: the Judean People’s Front or the People’s Front of Judea”

    • SleepingInTraffic@feddit.uk
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      Splitter!

    • OpenStars@piefed.social
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      5 months ago

      img

    • Samskara@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      5 months ago

      Certified true user.

  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    Where is admonish everyone else for not being exactly the right amount and kind of leftist?

    • StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml
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      It’s there but you blocked it

    • Samskara@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Mods will delete your comment and ban you immediately if you don’t follow the party line.

      Actual discourse between different ideas, convictions, and worldviews is suprisojgly rare between Lemmyings.

      • Cris@lemmy.world
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        Hey you- you reading this, try talking to someone on the fediverse who’s perspective you dont understand. Share what you think and try to understand what they do :)

        We’re all just here escaping the corporate dystopia. Reject the engagement-centric rage bait socialization we’ve all been handed and be curious about whatever weird belief system or ideology that internet rando has. We can build a different culture here, its not too late

        • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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          Ya, except one time I mentioned something about having a hard time getting nurses at the long term care center I work at to work on Easter Sunday (instead of 2/3 of them calling out fake sick), because people will literally die if there’s no staff there. I was dog piled by people saying 1. I am a corpo shill/capitalist slave-driver for expecting people to show up for their shift, and 2. Something, something, this is the fault of capitalism, communism is the fix.

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          wouldn’t that be nice

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          img

          • Cris@lemmy.world
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            Lmao

        • ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org
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          Best I can do is block ¯_(ツ)_/¯

          • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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            You dropped this: \

            • ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org
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              You can keep it. I don’t need it! ᕦ⁠(⁠ò⁠_⁠ó⁠ˇ⁠)⁠ᕤ

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    TI Graphing calculator, not a graphic calculator.

    I’ll see myself out thank you

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      Certified true user.

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        I actually even double checked that it hadn’t changed since the last time I used one! Ha

        They were really fun to play with during class though.

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    A Mastodon post by “YasEen :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag:” @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone.

    DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TRUE FEDIVERSE USER

    Morning: Eat pronouns cereal for breakfast

    Afternoon: Meow for ninety minutes straight and then dye hair blue

    Evening: Fediblock an Instance because one of their users forgot to CW for tomatoes in their post

    Late evening: Install Linux on a TI graphic calculator, but only the good kind of Linux

    Night: Stay up until 3 am and only get 4½ h sleep

    Direct link to the Toot.

    You’re welcome, @klu9@piefed.social

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    Hmph Meow. Meow? Meow?!?

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    You forgot 90 mins of intense pearl clutching before lunch to work up an appetite.

  • ruuster13@lemmy.zip
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    Certified Arch user.

  • TabbsTheBat (they/them)@pawb.social
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    Just like me fr

    • Samskara@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Certified true user.

  • TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today
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    How did you get my schedule?

  • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    does anyone know if pronoun cereals are sold in Romania?

    i unfortunately dont qualify as a true fediverse user since i actually sleep (12 hours a day sometimes)

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