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Together they can make the combined-arms-gulls.
I think a “landgull” would just be a pigeon
Nah, that’s an airgull. A landgull would be a chicken.
Nah, that’s a farmgull. A landfill would be an ostrich
No that’s where garbage goes, landgull would be a peacock
No, that’d be a fancygull. A landgull would be a rat.
No that would be a politigul. A landgull would be a gopher.
No, that’s a dirtgull. A landgull would be a kangaroo.
In light of the above, then, I hereby propose that squirrels get renamed to “treegulls.”
It’s all fun and games until the firegull nation attacks.
My brother and I discovered the new Gulliver…
I’ve seen many seagulls in my life.
But I’ve never seen any of the others.
And that’s terrifying. Stay vigilant.
Reminds me of a John Hodgman bit - we have ice hockey, field hockey, and air hockey, implying the existence of fire hockey.
If seagulls fly over the sea, then what flies over the bay?
Bagels.
Long ago, the four gulls lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the fire gulls attacked…
Bay-gull. Bagel.
Bay-hull; loves explosions.
We have Baygulls. They are tasty with cream cheese.
Yeah until one of those airgulls comes and swipes it.
I live in Colorado and there are gulls here, we are far from the sea.
Heartgulls
“By your powers combined, I’m Captain Gull!”
I am Gull, and by this axe I rule!
Water-Gull. Earth-Gull. Fire-Gull. Air-Gull. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire-Gull Nation attacked.
Water. Earth. Fire. Air. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avatar kept balance between the Seagulls, Landgulls, Firegulls, and Airgulls. But that all changed when the Firegulls attacked.
It’s Called seagull
It flies
With that logic, firegull are penguins.
That logic is incredible! But of course!
Captain Planet Gull: “Give me those chips and I’ll poop on you!”
You: “… don’t you mean ‘or’ you will poop on me, not ‘and’?”
Captain Planet Gull: …
You: …
