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minus-squarecub Gucci@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoI heard he was deported to Mexico
minus-squareameancow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-22 months agoImpossible! Everyone knows Jesus is a white man with blond hair and beard and shining white teeth who lives in a cloud above Arkansas or Kansas, he wants us to bomb the shit out of brown people, our pastors say so.
minus-squareThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoActually he’s a Korean bodybuilder now, try to keep up
Jesus lives there
I heard he was deported to Mexico
Impossible! Everyone knows Jesus is a white man with blond hair and beard and shining white teeth who lives in a cloud above Arkansas or Kansas, he wants us to bomb the shit out of brown people, our pastors say so.
Actually he’s a Korean bodybuilder now, try to keep up