Idiocracy is now a fucking documentary.
How much you want to wager, the “mainstream” media will be sporting a boner over this gala event?
fucking of course.
And in 2030 he’ll be having immigrants fight to the death for their freedom.
I feel like a more realistic timeline for that is 2027 at the very latest
They are not winning freedom. Winner gets a pillow for 1 night in Alligator Auschwitz.
Probably a MyPillow too
Plot twist, death is their only freedom
Bringing back mandingo fighting
Biff Tannen has become president.
This feels really psychotic. All of this really makes me want to question reality. Are we in a simulation? Are we an experiment by an advanced alien race, and they’re tweaking parameters to study us?
Trump is like a grade school bully, in a lord of the flies scenario. He’s got all this power and he’s bringing in his bully friends and they’re doing shit grade school bullies would do with all this power.
And all the people who voted for him…
None of this makes any sense. The end is nigh?
Trump VS Obama? I’d fucking watch that.
Celebrity Deathmatch.
Musk v Zuck
Can we please stop getting sidetracked by “trump might eat green cheese 2026” please?
Rehabilitation!
I hope it’s as successful as his birthday party
This is how we get real life to look like a video game. Imagine page boys and interns in their little suits hooting for martial violence like the background of Street Fighter. What a time to be alive.
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