Illogicalbit@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agoLawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareLawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers.Illogicalbit@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square5fedilinkfile-text
Lawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers. Great if the timing aligns but otherwise pretty useless.
minus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoYou could also just shoot your guns to cover-up your farts… As the founders intended, 'Murica Style🇺🇸🦅 Legends has it that they declared independence so they have an excuse to have a holiday that would hide their farts.
You could also just shoot your guns to cover-up your farts…
As the founders intended, 'Murica Style🇺🇸🦅
Legends has it that they declared independence so they have an excuse to have a holiday that would hide their farts.