This is the time to start invoking all of the gods for a more dynamic and adaptive office environment.
“Listen, Ryan, I’m gonna need you to ask yourself what Enki would do in this situation, ok? You’re giving Enlil when I need an Enki. Dammit, get your head in the game. Have you not been keeping up on this stuff? Seriously, if you’ve been experimenting with that Jesus stuff again I’m gonna come unglued, I swear. Get off the fuckin cross already, jeez.”
Or discuss the singular El versus the plural Elohim and the related implications for that over the pantheon alluded to in the books of Moses.
But… I was trying to spread the love across the old religions and just leading off with a fun pairing. This Yahweh guy gets a lot of attention. Ra is displeased and unpleasant droughts will undoubtedly be visited upon us all now. Fuck.
This is the time to start invoking all of the gods for a more dynamic and adaptive office environment.
“Listen, Ryan, I’m gonna need you to ask yourself what Enki would do in this situation, ok? You’re giving Enlil when I need an Enki. Dammit, get your head in the game. Have you not been keeping up on this stuff? Seriously, if you’ve been experimenting with that Jesus stuff again I’m gonna come unglued, I swear. Get off the fuckin cross already, jeez.”
Oh no, anyone trying to promote non-christian ideologies will 100% get instacanned under this order I’m sure
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Really throw them off by talking about Yahweh and Elohim and how are these Gods relevant today?
Or discuss the singular El versus the plural Elohim and the related implications for that over the pantheon alluded to in the books of Moses.
But… I was trying to spread the love across the old religions and just leading off with a fun pairing. This Yahweh guy gets a lot of attention. Ra is displeased and unpleasant droughts will undoubtedly be visited upon us all now. Fuck.
I am going to start spreading the Gospel of the Great Wombat at work!
That’s the energy I’m talking about