Krauerking@lemy.lol to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoFEMA disaster chief claims he is able to teleport and 'landed in a ditch'www.themirror.comexternal-linkmessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkFEMA disaster chief claims he is able to teleport and 'landed in a ditch'www.themirror.comKrauerking@lemy.lol to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square56fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareatzanteol@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months ago Previously, he oddly claimed that he involuntarily teleported to a Waffle House in Georgia that was 50 miles away. Umn… Aren’t blackouts like that typically a sign of alcoholism or other substance abuse?
minus-squareWesDym@mastodon.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months ago@atzanteol Yeah, I don’t think it’s all that uncommon for bearded old guys in the South to find themselves at WH unexpectedly.
minus-squaremoondoggie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoBut this handwriting doesn’t look like mine at all
minus-squareW98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoWe need to talk but he won’t let us.
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoSure that or quantum mastery, your view skews pessimistic.
minus-squareHexadecimalSky@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agohttps://youtube.com/shorts/B4APOBUpLAs
Umn… Aren’t blackouts like that typically a sign of alcoholism or other substance abuse?
@atzanteol Yeah, I don’t think it’s all that uncommon for bearded old guys in the South to find themselves at WH unexpectedly.
Carbon monoxide leaks
But this handwriting doesn’t look like mine at all
We need to talk but he won’t let us.
Sure that or quantum mastery, your view skews pessimistic.
https://youtube.com/shorts/B4APOBUpLAs