Journalist “I like long thoughts on the speech”
Dog “I like long walks on the leash”
Muscle Nerd “I like strong folks in my niche”
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Henry V “Once more unto the breach”
Patient with venous congestion: “I like long feeds of the leech”
Bookie: I like the wrong horse on the cheap.
Librarian: I like long docs on the microfiche.
a crosspost in !pickuplines@hilariouschaos.com seems fitting
Yeah the second line had kinky energy for sure.
I like a long string of beads between my cheeks
Girlfriend: I want longer cocks than your peen.
Kardashian: I like botox and white teeth.