“How did it go?” “We fired the cannon and the vehicle exploded, and it’s still burning now.” “So the test was a success?” “Actually, we missed. It just did that.”
Was it raining, perchance?
it is likely the type of vehicles used by the enemy may transition to Tesla Cyber trucks
wat
I’m the coming civil war, they believe the MAGA Army will use Cybertrucks, so it’s best to prepare a defence against them.
Yeah weird sentence. It reads as stating fact about the subject of the sentence, the cyber truck - referred to by “it” but then continues to walk that back and say “may transition to”.
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“it is likely the type of vehicles used by the enemy, the enemy may transition to Tesla Cyber trucks”
And I do think that the enemies of your democracy are already the one buying those monstrosity
Or Elmo just has a lot of overstock to spare because of his shenanigans and his fellow tecnofacists and investors are having our government buy them at top dollar to prop up the house of cards that is Tesla meme stock
The Air Force is buying 2 of them. 2. That’s not going to save Tesla.
ISIS: So we switch to cybertrucks then?
ISIS 2: Can’t handle heat and sand.
Boko Haram: So we switch to cybertrucks?
BH 2: Can’t handle water.
Cartels: So we switch to Cybertrucks?
Cartels 2: Toyotas are cheaper.
IDF: Cybertrucks?
IDF 2: Starving GaZa is cruel enough without torturing their eyes, too.
Edit: Ya’ll Quieda: Cybertrucks?
Ya’ll Quieda 2: Hell yeah! They piss off the libs!
Ya’ll Quieda 3: But God Emperor Trump hates them now!
Ya’ll Quieda 2: Trump hates them but the libs hate them??? I DUNNO WHAT TO DO???
Edit 2:
Russia: Cybertrucks?
Russia 2: Better than what we current—
Ukraine : Got one!!!
The military already know you can’t do anything to stop a Hilux. They’re just trying for better numbers in their testing now.
I feel like the IDF2 one is more like “the small bodies of starved palestinian children get stuck between the panels and are difficult to remove”
They’re buying 2 (along with 31 other vehicles) to make sure that our bombs blow them up. They will, and that’s all that’s going to happen.
There are enough real issues rn that y’all really need to do better at avoiding these distractions…
The enemy probably will still use 1998 Toyota Hilux Trucks.
Not unless they intend to target a US city, though realistically their boot polishers would be the only ones in one of those steel caskets
Don’t they just need to drop some water on them and then they’ll self immolate?
So the massive surplus of cybertrucks that have just been sitting for months are finally getting a buyer huh?
They’re only buying 2 of them
No
How to get a tax write down in 3 easy steps by Elon Musk.
I don’t think you need to test blowing them up. They’ve already lost if they’re using them.
Is the US Air Force gonna start bombing racist MAGAt Cybertruck owners? I’m all for that.
We got too many of these fucking cyber trucks! What should we do with them? I don’t know. Use Elon’s cronie capitalism to force the US military to buy them and blow them up? Genius, promote that man. I was jokin… Nevermind, blow those pieces of shit with some black hawks.
They going to haul a diesel generator around with them like that cybertruck arctic expedition?
Nope, terrorists want reliable trucks
What form do I file to get all my tax money back?
