“Never make a decision when you need to pee.”
We can also train ourselves to be quicker and more efficient if you hold it until you complete the task. (Only train at home so the boss doesn’t benefit from some of the health downsides)
Don’t go grocery shopping when you’re hungry
Especially if you need to pee!
except for “where should I pee?”
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If you actually had this thought in the shower, at least the condition doesn’t last long.
Is there a soundbite that sounds like “masturbate, then re-evaluate”?
Like “urinate then negotiate” or “pissing before purchasing”
I don’t know, I’m shit at these
you’re wiser during post-pee clarity
This reminds me of “don’t grocery shop on an empty stomach”
Never whistle while you’re pissing
I read that as “Never make the decision when to pee” and was very worried for your surroundings.
