• OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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    25 days ago

    Microsoft announces new Chief Accuracy Officer, Jack Handey

    Mr. Handey has released a statement:

    Instead of having “answers” on a math test, they should just call them “impressions,” and if you got a different “impression,” so what, can’t we all be brothers?

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      "If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you’ll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”

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      Ah yes Mr Engineer my impression of this structural assembly is it’s okay but could be really better over there. No need for a second impression.