I feel like there’s an elemental entity somewhere that wishes they hadn’t fragmented into a trillion ingrates

What an hole

Model B1D3N is working as designed

You can’t dock with girls, duh

That wasn’t even a jet, it was just him in a hang glider with no pants on after his daily order of six McChickens, four big macs, three royales with cheese, forty mcnuggets, and a strawberry sundae

Every headline I see about this gets more watered down

“Greta forced to use bathroom that hadn’t been cleaned in 6 hours, handed towel made in Israel to dry her face”

Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure they were pricks to her, but I just saw three stories in a row, one that she had been beaten, one that she had be dragged by her hair, and now this one saying that her cell was dirty and she had to hold flags…

bUt He WaVeD a FlAg!1!!

Just vultures, cranes, geese, ducks, kites, swans, condors…

I assume they have designed these in a way that doesn’t adversely impact migratory birds

Seashells used to be currency

That might be because there’s a huge Irish diaspora in Mexico

Or it might be because these D average high school late graduates can only see things through one lens

That’s a good question… Is there a large European diaspora in Israel?

Nurse! I vibe coded in my pants again

BYD blows Tesla out of the water

I’m not antichrist, I’m just antichrist curious

I missed something, what did Intel get in return for 10% of their company?

Microsoft announces new Chief Accuracy Officer, Jack Handey

Mr. Handey has released a statement:

Instead of having “answers” on a math test, they should just call them “impressions,” and if you got a different “impression,” so what, can’t we all be brothers?

*hood

AJ is based in Qatar right?

Edit: yep Doha, so I guess it’s influenced

“When a company CEO logs into their Slack and sees 10,000 Clippy’s looking back at them, what I hope occurs is that they intuitively understand that they no longer live in a world where they can get away with fucking over the consumer.”

No they won’t, they will understand that they need to make sure they’re improving the PR for their shitty practices and have robust RnD in place to make sure their long-term shitty practice plans are evolving