OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up1966arrow-down110
arrow-up1956arrow-down1external-linkDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukOhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square112fedilink
minus-squarenotsosure@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·edit-29 days agoWell I went to heaven, just as predicted. Let me tell you: it is GREAT up here. And free WiFi too, as you can see.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 days agoCool. How’s the food? Are there orgies?
minus-squarenotsosure@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 days agoFood is surprisingly good actually. Lots of grapes. No Orgies yet, but they drag Epstein from hell everyday to give us all bjs.
Well I went to heaven, just as predicted. Let me tell you: it is GREAT up here. And free WiFi too, as you can see.
Cool. How’s the food? Are there orgies?
Food is surprisingly good actually. Lots of grapes. No Orgies yet, but they drag Epstein from hell everyday to give us all bjs.