VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days agoWhite House considering bulletproof vest for Trump after third assassination attempt on president: reportnypost.comexternal-linkmessage-square99linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkWhite House considering bulletproof vest for Trump after third assassination attempt on president: reportnypost.comVerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days agomessage-square99linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareempireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·23 days agoPretty sure the weight of a real vest would make him feel over forwards
minus-squareJeeBaiChow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·23 days agoHe does that with the kids already
minus-squareAnivia@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·23 days agoIt would be counterbalanced by the poop in his diapers
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·22 days agoThey don’t make them for his body type anyways. Just strap a riot shield to his fupa and call it a day.
Pretty sure the weight of a real vest would make him feel over forwards
He does that with the kids already
It would be counterbalanced by the poop in his diapers
They don’t make them for his body type anyways. Just strap a riot shield to his fupa and call it a day.