### What to Do if a Baboon Throws Poop at You So, picture this: you’re at the zoo, having a delightful day marveling at the majestic lions a...
    • Jay@lemmy.caEnglish
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      20 days ago

      ~It was all fun and games until the Hot Sauce Nation attacked.~

  • kbal@fedia.io
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    20 days ago

    There’s some small chance that this is not machine-generated slop, but it’s still not Not The Onion material.

      • kbal@fedia.io
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        20 days ago
        1. Links to news stories from…
        2. …credible sources, with…
        3. …their original headlines, that…
        4. …would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

        Given what passes for “news” some of the time I suppose you might find some better-conceived piece about poo-flinging in e.g. The Guardian, but personally I think rule 2 is where we run into real problems here.