What the hell is going on with his hair?
It’s 3D printed
He was auditioning to be Eddie Munster on a possible spinn-off series.
It’s Lego
It’s fake as fuck and he decided to go for the lupin the third look.
It’s AI generated.
The OG gravey seal.
Do we know the status of Steven Seagal’s nuclear program?
I’ve heard he’s weeks away from having a nuclear bomb.
Every time you think this timeline can’t get any more nonsensical and inane, it throws a “Steven Seagal is a gun runner for Russia” curve ball at you.
So why isn’t he in the Trump cabinet?
Is he also a pedo?
His ego didn’t fit through the door.
It’s Ming the Merciless!
In Jumbovision!
I’m gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. 😑 To the BLOOD BANK.
🤣
The traitor and sack of shit should be on the frontlines.
Why would Seagal need weapons?
To defend the VantaBlack he’s spraying on his head
He’s a massive Putin daddy’s boy. I’m guessing so he can give them to Russia
Why can’t we (as in civil society) drone bomb steven seagal?
Fat vampire
Imagine being such a shitty dictator that you have to hang out with the likes of 2020s Steve Seagal 😂
Why would Putin care about this guy at all? Wouldn’t it be worse for his image?
Could be trying to boost his popularity with MAGA boomers so they’ll support politicians who won’t give his favorite bunker a surprise renovation.
It’s been rumored that Segal has Russian mob ties and that’s how he got into showbusiness.
The US has a long and storied history of producing high profile weirdos that get trapped in a moment of international policy, like a mosquito in amber, and just keep hanging out with a foreign government we re-designated as The Enemy decades ago.
Seagal has Putin. Dennis Rodman was tight with Kim Jung il. Johnny Depp is good friends with Mohammad bin Salman. Gal Gadot is a perennial Netanyahu gadfly. Rob Schneider campaigned for Victor Orban. Oliver Stone and Robert Redford still rep Fidel Castro.
If you go into the back pages of US History, you’ll find moments when US officials attempted a thaw or brokered some kind of cooperative pact with a modern enemy nation. And typically, the State Department would send along an affable oaf or enthusiastic wanna-be celeb ambassador to make nice with the foreign head of state.
And then US policy changes, but the celebs don’t get the memo.
Gal Gadot is Israeli. Robert Redford is dead.
Gal Gadot is Israeli
You can be from a country and not like it’s national leadership.
Robert Redford is dead.
So is Fidel Castro.
As she’s Israeli, she doesn’t fit your own criteria of being “produced by America”
She’s been “produced” by Americans since her 2007 Maxim bikini photo shoot. Gadot is an American celebrity, having been in far more Hollywood pictures for English language audiences than Tel Aviv pictures for Hewbrew speaking ones.
Putin also has Roger Waters :(
Waters is far more anti-Ukrainian Nationalist than pro-Putin. But yes, another great example.
Although Ukraine is another great candidate to watch for “Country that ages like milk, but social media dead-enders keep hanging on to” in ten or fifteen years.
That has to be a wig… Right?
I don’t remember where I saw it because it was a while ago, but there’s at least one picture online that clearly shows that his “hair” (most of it at least, definitely that point on his forehead) is spray painted on. Poorly.
I think it’s Magneto’s helmet
My first aikido masters were former students of Sensei Fat. They refused to speak of it. He must have been a real piece of work, even then.
That makes you the disciple of Steven Seagal’s disciple. Awesome.
The grand disciple of Steven Seagal.
