“The Nobel Committee proved they place politics over peace,” White House communications director Steven Cheung said after the announcement on Friday morning.
“President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives,” Cheung wrote on X. “He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will.”
I’m glad we’ve arrived at the ‘indistinguishable from North Korean propaganda’ stage of the second Trump presidency. Really classic stuff.
How dare you! President Trump has ended over seven thousand wars since the beginning of his second term. He also single handedly eliminated human trafficking, poverty, all illnesses, and climate change (which is still a liberal hoax). If that were not enough, our dear leader sacrificed himself to defeat Thanos which the low energy avengers were too weak to do. He then raised himself from the dead, ascending like a Phoenix from the ashes and returning to grace us with his wonderful benevolence for the rest of our days.
Praise be.
He has the heart of a humanitarian
Whose heart did he have removed and where is he keeping it?
Deep down underneath it all I have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar, on my desk.
- Robert Bloch
Whitehouse whines like a little bitch to the Nobel Committee for not awarding peace prize to trump
FTFY
I already hate it that every news item now is about blasting, crushing, burying, and whatnot, but this isn’t blasting at all, it’s literally cry baby whining
bLaStS ! ! !
RiPs !! !
eVisCeRaTeS!!!There are just some of the words made utterly worthless LOOOOONG AGO by the garbage dump that is 24/7 infotainment pundit industrial complex.
SLAMMED!
Lambasted!
Badaboomed!
Big badaboom.
Upbraided!
deleted by creator
You win. 🫠
Damn, bro, you DESTROYED the mainstream media!
BODYSLAMMED!
I just TRIPLE REVERSE WHAMMIED!.. the mainstream media.
In the same instance, they have also blasted the Olympic committee for not delivering trump a gold medal for the 200m sprint, for which he is equally qualified and entitled.
Give him the Piss Prize.
They still awarded it to a fascist so he should be happy.
President Trump will continue
making peace deals, ending wars, and saving livesthreatening wars on the world, and murdering innocent civilians,FTFY
So, how many Peace Prize winners have set their military to occupy politically opposed cities allowed the police to run rough shod over their citizen’s rights to due process?
That’s how many prizes this orange clown is going to get 🙄
lol time to take out Obama’s nobel peace prize videos and unleash them on Twitter
Wah wah! Baby wanna prize! Wah wah!
That’s clearly a joke site. Decent headline, though.
I know it’s a joke site. The Daily Mash published this story as a joke only a day before Trump got pissed off about this in real life.
Oh, I didn’t realize it was older than the real thing. That’s a lot funnier.
War is peace
So when does this orange clown drop dead? Asking for a few million friends.
