• blargh513@sh.itjust.works
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    16 days ago

    Get white van.

    Go to rich neighborhood.

    Wear hard hat and hi-vis vest, make fake name badge.

    Tell them you’re from the toilet company and doing a toilet inspection. Will only be a moment, any toilet will do.

    Flush a handful of cold pills and a poppy seed muffin.

    Repeat.

    Rich neighborhood has meth problem.