Hope you have a lovely day
Thanks. You too!
Hi

Hey

*More than one message*
Me: What did I do…?
You probably said something in .ml
U mad bro? Great, dont forget to block the instance and me as well.
Did you say something negative about China?!?!?!
“SINOPHOBE”
Hmm I didn’t know that by criticizing my (now-former) government, that I’m “hating my own race”
They have no idea what real Sinophobia is like. flashbacks to being in K-12 US schools
I have done, and Russia and various other dictators around the world. Basically, if you give them a reality check on any of their daddies you soon get a busy inbox.
.ml and hexbear love to suck dictator balls, while calling all other boot lickers. However, I’d rather lick a boot than suck balls.
I won’t do either, every flavor of authoritarian can eat my shorts.
And then a ban.
Nah, I got banned from there and blocked the instant ages ago.
Nah, I remember when I’m fucking with them.
Nicole, is that you?
Naw there’s a new one now.
Pov: it’s a reply yelling at you for something.
Or at least it could be - better about it just in case!
Oh joy it is probably either:
A dumb bot trying to engage in an artificial but going-no-where discussion
An asshole user
Maybe a mod telling me how wrong I am
Very little times has anyone ever messaged me for actual reasons.
Sorry to hear that. Everyrime I am here and get something in my inbox it was usually a helpful comment.
So in this case I hope reading this in your inbox gives you a lil smile for today :)
Is it because most of your comments are bundles of joy like this one?
I’m so proud of you that you know how to look in other people’s profiles for a snarky remark! rolls eyes
Oh, ok, we get it now.
“Bring the crazy.”
I’ve been having a hard time reaching you. The bodies are going to work their way out of the soil. With all the rain and the construction, they’re finding their way topside soon. You still live near enough to find your way there without drawing any attention, right? We’ll piecemeal the disposal between the two of us. Don’t disappear again.
Never trust a pig farmer…
1/3 people riffing on the joke.
1/3 people taking the joke seriously and losing their shit because I was “wrong.”
1/3 people who are illiterate, didn’t get the joke because they couldn’t comprehend what they were reading and losing their shit for absolutely insane reasons.
Unless I preface it with “Seriously, tho” I ain’t being serious 'bout shit.

(Did I successfully manage to do all three here?😜)
I started to use tone indicators recently, i think i am going to use them more often on Lemmy
I made a WAR IS PEACE comment as sarcasm, referring to the current US admin’s actions, and someone called me a hitler supporter.
Lmfao, dude never even read a cliffnotes of 1984.
I often get an “ugh, not dealing with that rn” reaction. Reddit let you mute notifications for replies on a per-comment basis, which sometimes was really nice. Especially useful when dozens of people decide to reply to one comment of yours with similar comments, or when it’s just more useful to open the entire thread in another tab.
Piefed lets you mute replies, I believe, by pressing the little bell next to your comment.
Neat! I’ve been meaning to switch.
I’m very bad at managing my inbox when there are replies I don’t feel a need to reply to… And probably there are ones that got lost in the pile who I did wanna chat with 🥲

I’m not so great at inboxing myself.

Those are load bearing tabs and cannot be closed.
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