I’ve killed a pope before and I’ll do it again! - J.D ‘Couch Fucker’ Vance

Who knows, America might end up getting taken over by Canada after Trump runs it into the ground.

Tom Green would be profoundly better as the surgeon general.

Trump: OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!

also Trump: Were gonna close the strait by blocking it.

I did my best.

I gotcha bud.

Here ya go!

Ask an ye shall receive.

When will Walmart Hitler just fucking die?

Remember the last world leader who said it’ll be over in a few days…

Pretty sure that’s the same rule in Germany.

I’m not saying they didn’t fuck, they just weren’t fuckin.

Business relationship… Well Epstein business relationship. They weren’t lovers as I first thought.

Yeah, let’s trust the dude who molested his sister.

Brain chip that blasts the entire series at you in one second.

We could at least start catching up on sleep.

He’s gonna nuke them isn’t he.

He’s only allowing this to happen because people started calling him a pedo protector in public and he is finally listening to his pr team to back away from the pedo, the people are turning on you.

If people didnt harrass him, he’d still be protecting his pedo brother.

The e is silent.